Ask Byakuren Hijiri
wriggle-nightblog’s name means: 1) (*´Д`)haa haa 2) To put panties on your head.
perf
cerastes’s name means: 1) A dysfunctional brain. 2) Pure moe~
Askbyaurenhijiri’s name means: 1) Useless baggage 2) Good for nothing.
That’s what my fathers tell me all the time!
(Source: kotesticle)
Hijiri Byakuren, your desires are as follows:
- Cookies
- Vodka (Cookies)
- Converting every potential follower of the Myouren Temple to Buddhism
- Being rid of your enemies (the Taoists) and making certain that they are rid of for good
In other words, you do not have one specific thing that you desire the most. To want something… To need it… That is what makes up a desire. If one were interested in becoming a follower of the Tao, one would have to let go of these desires. However, I can tell that a topic of this sort is of no interest to you; So, I shall drop the subject.
You are so good at this Miko!
(via randomtengureporter)
randomtengureporter asked: "WHY is it your fault?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! You stirred my head bowl, then made my brain gradient and ATE it!"

YOU ARE MY WORST FATHER, YOU KNOW? You beat me, and ate my mouse, you poisoned my cat, and your moustache shaved my head! YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED.
Anonymous asked: -Shaves Byakuren's head while she was sleeping.-

((The quality goes down the more I answer OTL))
narara asked: What if someone is not a youkai or a human? Are they still allowed to become followers?

COME. EVERYONE FOLLOW MEEEE.



